Is Grandma ever coming out of Walmart?

Do I have anything in my teeth?

All this waiting makes me crazy!


Did I say crazy?
Just kidding Mom. Mom?
Ah, finally! Freedom!

Must. resist. urge to strike a pose.

Fail!

Ok, I'll restrain myself for one picture.


Mom, can we get a tree like that?

What do you mean it won't fit in the living room?
It's only this much taller than me.


"Dashing through the snow...."

"Ok, everybody! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way."


"And then I told the pharmacist, take those pills and..."

The reason for the season.