I do my own stunts.

What? I have pigtails? Get out!
OK, I'll smile. But
only because I want to.

I wonder how long it will take me to irritate Sister?
Throw ya gum in the air. Wave it like ya just don't care!

Just ignore her. Stay calm, stay calm.
La-la-la-la-la. Making happy stars,
staying calm. La-la-la-la-la.
Ooohhh, I messed up my stars.
I'm getting angry.

OK, that's it. Now I'm gonna let you have it.
Nyahhhhh!
Well, that was just weak.

Oh yeah? How's this?
Charley, I coulda been somebody.
I coulda been a condendah.
Aaahhhh, I just can't win.

Yo, what's the holdup in there?
Let's get this show on the road.
C'mon. Break a leg!

Hmmm, maybe I should go into show biz.
Sure, you can do your own stunts.
But can you sing?
I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty
and bright. Take that Maria Sharapova.