Bottle opener? Nah, I just open
'em with my teeth.

You wouldn't steal my cookie
in church, would you?

Really, you don't need to come up
here. The situation is completely
under control. I promise.

And that old tooth wouldn't budge, so I just
grabbed a pair of pliers and yanked that baby out.

See, don't I have a beautiful smile? You'd never know I do my own dental work with my dad's tools, would you?

Really? I'm going to be on your
website? I'm sooooo excited!

Uh, I may not be the most experienced babysitter in the world, but I'm pretty sure
I shouldn't let you play with matches.

Yeah, I'm cool.

Well, hello handsome.

Me thinks me loves you.

And if you hold your ear to the floor you can hear the ocean.

Is my halo glowing?

Hmmm, I don't think so.

Are you sure you turned it on?

Ah, there you go. Perfect.

Well, they tell me this is the hottest look in fashion, but I sure feel like a Ukranian peasant woman harvesting potatoes.

Will you look at what they did to me?
Do you actually expect me to wear
this to school?

Don't worry Caleb, I'll protect you from the crazy fashion designers. You won't believe what they wanted you to wear.

Guest photographer: Miranda Vines.
Soon the student will become the master.

I waaaannna go home...

Is church over yet?